There are certain jobs that I just won't do regardless if turning them down would disqualify me from collecting unemployment each week. Those jobs as we have come to know most likely involve animals, poop and blood. I suppose I had left out urine. Here is an announcement from good ol' Careerbuilder about a job in my area--even though it was categorized as not a good match they sent it to me anyway. I have posted it below as proof. I am not a doctor. I will never be a doctor. I have not ever been a doctor nor a urologist. I don't work with the yellow kind of pee-pee and I don't work with men's pee-pees or women's hootchies. This job is definitely not for me although it would be a good match for any urologists you may know looking for work especially if they are trained in the computer program listed.
BTW--I used to have a job that worked with urine. Not a fun thing to do. I worked in a probation office and one of those "other duties as assigned" included watching females urinate in cups and verifying that they had not tampered with the urine about to be sampled. Two people were required to do this for safety and liability--as you might suppose, it would be rather easy for a person to say someone acted inappropriately while watching them pee. Strength in numbers. In addition to watching a person pee or watching the person watch the person pee (I preferred to watch the watcher), I was lucky enough to be the one who packaged the urine samples and sent them off via Fed-ex. This duty as assigned involved wrapping the pee in ultra-absorbent barriers so as not to leak about the box should the lid come dislodged. The worst part was that while I waited for the Fed-Ex carrier to arrive, the pee samples sat on my desk. Yep. Right next to my coffee. Good times. I will divulge that the whole reason I went back to university was because of this job. I wanted a job where I NEVER had to deal with pee again. Now I just deal with the crap that comes along with unemployment. Aargh!